My wife often gets stuff delivered from like InstaCart and Door Dash and all ten of the Door Dash clones. It's because we have money and she hates to possess it. Often times, the goods get delivered by individuals driving cars far nicer than my own. In the last month I've had food delivered by a guy in a Tesla X, a Mercedes C class, a Rivian (the world's most effeminate SUV), and an Audi A7. Last year, I even had an Uber ride in a Telsa S. I guess this is how the rich stay rich - side hustling and putting miles on their depreciable assets. I think poor people could take a lesson here somewhere...Maybe it's join Grub Hub and you too could drive a BMW i3?
I'm just going to say what we're all thinking: if you're rich, you're awesome, and if you're poor, you're a fucking loser.
I made poor choices at work and got a final warning for being unprofessional. So I blew the whistle on my division's illegal use of Indians working here without visas. I'm on full pay and benefits. Haven't gone to the office since August. Just post my time to admin weekly. Decisions were made. Oh, Yes I am a rich man, la de da de da...
The thing I don't get about the rich is the way they keep all their liquid wealth in big brown bags inside a zoo. What a thing to do.
You got me. It only took me six months of driving for Uber to become independently wealthy. I just pretend to be poor for all the free shit poor people get so I can flip it for a profit. It's cool though, I'm rich. As we all know, fraud is only bad when poor people do it. I'm a rich person so it's cool.
