The 2024 Omnibus Political Memes Thread

Lobsters-in-law?

They might get crabby.

Thank you stable genius boy.

Keep paying through the nose, you uppity little bastards!!!
Get back in the closet you fucking perverts!!!
Know your fucking place!! Know your fucking plaaaace!!
Knuckle under!! Knuckle under!! Knuckle the fuck under!!!!!!


....and the hoooome ooof the braaaave.

When did Butthead dump beavis for FF?

I am more interested in which one would win the hotdog gumming contest because we all know neither of those two elderly fucks have their teeth.

You don't actually know what a Ponzi scheme is, do you?

This was a rhetorical question yes?

InB4...

"I know what a Ponzi scheme is :https://www.investopedia.com/terms/...cheme is an,returns earned by early investors."

"Did you actually read that article?"

"The article speaks for itself."

"That's not what I asked."

Since you guys won't just knock this shit off, I figured I could at least save everyone some time.

So should everyone have to prove they are toilet trained before using a public pool?

I expected this from Skeletor.

I would think the presence of a diaper would make it self-evident, but I forgot who I'm talking to.

Don't get old bud. Really, shoot yourself before the fun begins. It is really hard to maintain that tough guy attitude when your body starts to go. It becomes a lot harder to off yourself if you are only crippled by whatever gets you.

Fun fact: OxyContin never had a TV commercial, and yet the opioid epidemic escalated just fine.

Best not to confuse "allows you to do" with "guarantees you the desired outcome. "

Best not to confuse chasing profit with living a fucking life.

People do not need to work or make a profit.
People need to eat, drink, sleep, and poop.

Human evolution and technological evolution has reached a point in which humans can do what they want - including spending their time with their art (you, as well).

Capitalism is not only a detriment to that end, it is an obstacle.

Capitalism has long since outlived its usefulness.

Capitalism also “allows for”, nay, it ensures (i.e. authorize) a small group of people to control every aspect of every individual’s life by controlling how, where, when, and how much money (capital) each can have.

Sure, you’re “authorized” to make x amount of dollars per hour. Or you might be able to work overtime or a second job. But, what you absolutely cannot do, is take time off and create.

Sounds like authoritarianism to me.

Except that nobody is forcing it on you. People are just unwilling to give up the desirable aspects of capitalism in order to escape the parts they dislike.

Yes. They are. I have no choice BUT to accept a life controlled by capitalism. Restrictive laws have been being put in place for over 40 years limiting what people can do with their own property and labor.