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I'm about to generate a gigantic surface mass ejection, once the laxatives I took kick in.
[ATTACH] It says "Shh! We don't talk about that with outsiders," in super-secret witch letters.
[ATTACH] This is what happens when you don't return your carts: They take away most of the parking lot. Let this be a lesson to you all....
There's a lot more wrong with education than that. Public schools, at least the public schools I went to, are "educational institutions" in the same...
So, Episode 10. Why couldn't the rest of the season have been like this one? Humor and seriousness were well-balanced, some nice call-backs to...
Hey! I've been shitting on this season far, far harder than anyone and I demand recognition!
I know, right? Clearly what's happening is that dad and his buddies are trying to capture the moaning ghost and the ghost made their clothes...
I'd bet the guy driving this car is the sort who doesn't put his cart back. [ATTACH] Note the two wide open spaces right fucking there! There...
I hope everyone replied "Actually, there's six per set: Left, right, front, back, center, and transverse. Also, the liner, inner pad, and outer pad...
With me, it's more a woman asks "Are my boobs big enough for you?" and I reply "I don't understand the question, but if you have some boobs you'd...
Those were gerbils. Gerbils are different from hamsters. Stuffing gerbils is a matter of shouldn't rather than can't. Hamsters, well, try it and see...
Can't tell if Anti-Trump or Pro-Trump?
Hmm... *pulls up Urban Dictionary" I have done this. Oh, I definitely do this. No! Do not want! Isn't that just doggie style? Well, how else...
Bunch of savages in this town... [ATTACH] Note the return rack right fucking there! [ATTACH] Leaving your carts wherever is one thing, but...
Spectrum has installers who will murder family members for free? That's bullshit, I can only get Comcast in my area and they won't off my dad unless...
If said message board posts are constant and bitchy in nature, then yes. Hmm, now that I think about it, my knuckles do kind of look like dicks. I...
Uncle Albert: "If other people's actions affect you, that's your problem, not theirs." Also Uncle Albert: Constantly bitches about how other...
Also, they had less security on the Kaylon-Only Explody Device than the average liquor store has on their bottles of Fireball, and then they were...
Ch***y's dead. Best episode ever. 99/100 Would have been a perfect score, but I deducted one point because there was a lot of Ch***y in this...
My guess is the people who were insisting gas prices would keep going up and they'd never be under $5 again decided making new doomsday assertions is...
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I have my plate and registration, but the package did not include the title. In some states, the finance company keeps the title until the loan is...
Well, the lazy-ass millennials won't work for shit wages anymore, how the hell else are they supposed to continue making record profits?
Only once. I was in a fender-bender, and because I say as little as possible without a lawyer present, and the woman who hit me I'm pretty sure was...
EDIT: Oops, didn't mean to post dick pics in this thread. Those are only for my paid subscribers.
No, I could not in any way pull up the registration on the website. However, the list of documents I can renew has all the important information,...
If someone says in an exit interview "it's not about the pay," either they're lying and it is about the pay, or the culture is toxic or otherwise...
My new vehicle now appears in my list of vehicles on the Secretary of State website, so I should have everything in the next few days. Unless there's...
Two more episodes, unfortunately. Then, hopefully, it'll be canceled.
Hulu should make a Klyden and Ch***y spin-off series for the sole purpose of taking The Orville: New Horizons' place as the worst thing in television...
I've only been to an IMAX theater once. A friend and I went to Star Trek: The Exhibition when it was at the Detroit Institute of Arts, and they were...
So, Biden said he had cancer, and he... had cancer. Conclusion: dementia. That right there is some flawless logic.
Topa: "I have a crush on a boy!" Grayson: "Well, tell him how you feel." Me: "It's Gordon, isn't it?" *two seconds later* "Of course it's Gordon."...
Someone has COVID? Well, color me shocked. It is a pretty rare disease, after all.
The Great Mortgage Clusterfuck of 2007 changed a lot of things. These days all a credit score really does is determine the interest rate. Whether one...
With the hinges, it would be one 2x4 width narrower. With the arms completely removed, it's two 2x4s narrower, and each would be about the same cost...
That could work. Although, the hinges might be under too much stress. The best option at the time was to cut all the wood by hand, and I'm not...
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