Good to see them turning on each other, but Gaetz has neither 1) that much access to Trump/Mar-a-Lago or 2) a spine.
The GOP - you can be too immature to decide you want an abortion, but not too immature to be forced to become a mother....
Family age relationships can be out of whack. I have a niece only 1 year younger than me. From my half-sister who is from my Dad's 1st marriage....
At this point I'm pretty sure he just means that birds hatch their eggs in his arse hair or something.
Oh, look, FF made a funny! Kinda. Sorta. It was about arses and what comes out of them. He's still not big on self-awareness, is he? Bless.
Hippocratic Oath. The hypocritical oath is when cops swear to Protect and Serve.
Googling "Why would you need a second passport?" brings up some crazy QAnon stuff right off the bat, so I'm curious as to whether there IS a good...
You could just program a proximity sensor and a site-to-site transport. Better not be taking time out to self-pleasure or get jiggy with that Ensign...
You could have just left it at Red Bull. Though I once got to the point with that stuff that it didn't actually affect me. Not one can, anyway.
True, but they ARE Security officers. There has to be a rotation. If you aren't watching Paris, you're making sure no-one is sneaking into the...
Line breaks. Use them. If only on the coke you must be doing to write like this. Glad you're able to see why what Trump did is bad, though. Perhaps...
You may want to check out the new comic series Survival Street, which has Muppet/Sesame Street expies fighting a guerrilla war against evil...
Pfft. Two warp cores and a fidget spinner, 'cos if you phase it properly it's invisible anyhoo.
Oh, the truth isn't important here. Those 87,000 personnel aren't all being hired in one go, some of them are meant to replace expected losses and...
Because the 87,000 feral hogs IRS agents who are running into your yard within 3-5 minutes coming for YOU!! will have them. “Are they going to have...
Because they keep spotting all the dodgy shit the Republicans might be up to dealing with foreign agents?
Coleman? She's a tad short. Zatanna is VERY leggy to best show off the fishnets (not that Jenna's legs aren't lovely). She's meant to be 5' 8"....
Which they nicked from the Master in Dr Who. Didn't need a stadium full though.
Yes, but does this open the angle that Trump might claim he thought the documents were returned properly and his lawyer misadvised him? Not sure why...
Goddammit Newsmax, don't make me side with John Bolton!! [ATTACH] https://crooksandliars.com/2022/08/newsmax-host-flips-out-when-told-we-re
Interesting to note that the warrant didn't go as far as allowing a night raid - courtesy to a powerful political figure or was Jared more likely to...
I hadn't realized the fatwa was still even a thing, but apparently Iran added $600k to the bounty for his death in just 2016. I was re-watching old...
Being found by the protagonist, sure - but that's pretty much what happened in the original Thrawn novels. Evil/insane Jedi Master finds it and uses...
IIRC Gaiman said it might have been too confusing to have both Johanna Constantine (who ties in majorly to Morpheus' arc with his son) and John so...
You tried to be clever. No, we didn't see you being clever.
It's telling that the "Stable Genius", when attempting to destroy documents, either thinks "bury them" or "flush them" but cremation has never...
Yes. That starts with stopping a major source of it having any fucking chance of getting back into the White House.
Medal for Achievement in Basic Cognitive Function for FF. Make it one of the chocolate ones, he's VERY basic.
OH NO!!! THE EVIL FASCIST CUNTS WILL DO ALL THE EVIL FASCIST STUFF THEY WERE GOING TO DO ANYWAY ONLY NOW THEY'LL HAVE AN EXCUSE!!!
If the Roe v Wade fallout shows anything, they'll act as Dicky says until they win, then start fighting among themselves for not being extreme...
"Ham and egger" is an insult? This from a citizen of a nation that calls it a hamburger when it's made with beef.
I'm sure, like you, they don't consider the GOP to be bad company. Because, like you, they aren't actually interested in following the message of...
1 Corinthians 15:33.
Leave your resentment at your parents out of this.
When someone asks you if you bought Twitter, you say NO!!
I have an eye test tomorrow, as it happens. I'm going to demand that, unless my new prescription glasses enable me to see FF's dignity, they refund...
"East Coast Dayton" is $45 among the less self-respecting whores of New Jersey.
Border Patrol has a shitload of unlicensed deputies and more jurisdiction than God. And it's cute you still think immigrants are a bigger problem...
You probably shouldn't flash grannies. Some of them might have a stroke. And that just makes it awkward, unless it's Nina Hartley.
Separate names with a comma.