Will 2028 be The Force Awakens or The Phantom Menace? I'm hoping it'll be Spaceballs.
Both my joke guess and my real guess were more wrong than anyone else. Suck it, winners! I'm better at failure than all of you!
If it weren't for @Lanzman's grossly negligent management of the Asteroid Attractor Ray Project, none of this would have happened.
So, about that immunity that Biden has until January...
How the fuck did Harris lose the popular vote? Nobody liked Hillary, she won the popular vote. Biden was a lukewarm not-Trump turd sandwich, he won...
Oh, shut the fuck up you smug, privileged, arrogant piece of shit!
It looks like Trump is going to win the popular vote. That makes absolutely no fucking sense... I don't buy it. There's got to be massive voter...
With 12% of Indiana and 6% of Kentucky reporting, Trump had 63% of the votes. Stop the count now and declare Trump the winner of all electoral votes...
Sounds like rampant voter fraud to me. Unless Trump wins, then there was no fraud.
Because Trump says he'll fix the ecomony. Dummycraps bad for ecomony, Trump good. Everyone knows that, it's common sense! Who needs medicare for all...
Depending on how things go... I can't believe the dumb shits nominated JD Vance, and would have nominated Trump again if he hadn't had that heart...
When I made my real guess, I was going to do 389/149 (Swing states, FL, and TX go to Harris), but decided I shouldn't be too greedy.
Do people typically eat corn dogs by sliding them in and out of their mouths whole? I've only eaten like two of them in my life, and I'm therefore...
I didn't word that very clearly. The problem is a narrow EC victory gives him a shot. The way I said it could imply that I think it's a problem he...
Narrow EC victories is all he's ever had a shot at, and that's the problem.
TOS: Kirk TNG: Worf DS9: Worf VOY: The EMH ENT: The Aquatic Xindi guy on the Xindi Council or whatever (seriously, fuck that guy) DSC: Tilly,...
In 2016, Trump was mostly an unknown, and had at least a little appeal to lots of different groups. Conservatives, liberals who are disappointed with...
Yeah, but, you can't prove he's a fan of Trump, all you can do is suspect that he's a fan of Trump. Suspicions are not proof. Checkmate,...
If Trump wins the election, I will @ him on Ecks Formerly Twitter or whatever, call him a liar and a piece of shit, and tell him he's a coward if he...
Okay, I'll do a real guess this time: Harris: 349 Trump: 189 (i.e.: Harris gets all swing states plus Florida) Senate: D53 R47 House: D226 R209...
Pictures of Cyber Trucks with Trump's face on them belong in either the general Tesla thread, or the Cyber Truck thread, not this one.
Gay sex happens whether I kommand it or not, and, well, I need to do something to feel useful.
Well, I got it, if that's any consolation.
When I was in middle school, for some reason, I started sarcastically ordering people around, and when they didn't listen, I'd say "that's an order!"...
How I'm hoping this goes: I've noticed that many social groups I've been a part of, there's a person who thinks their the group's leader, and...
Harris: 0 Trump: 538 Senate: D28 R72 House: D0 R435 Tie Breaker: 1,420,691,337 If I don't win it means election fraud!
When Kennedy wins, who is going to apologize to FF first?
There's a thread somewhere for name changes, either in the Help Desk, or the sports forum, I can't remember which. I'm the only one who can approve...
I thought we were already discussing used cars? If I had new Kia Soul money, I would have gotten a better used car. Like, at least a Sportage or...
If I had Honda Odyssey money, I wouldn't be driving a Kia Soul.
As an Uber driver: Please do not order an Uber with the intention of using the driver's car to injure yourself unless you plan on tipping EXTREMELY...
Fuck, the Aliems exploited my biggest weakness: My compulsive need to know what weird food items, such as "Martian Poop Soda," taste like. I know...
Have they changed the way they do polling, or do they just call people still? Because, Millennials don't answer calls from unknown numbers. Even...
You ever cleaned one of those things? No, you haven't, because riviting the blade to the axle like that makes cleaning it properly impossible, and...
You guys should lay off @Volpone a bit. He's having a rough time, having to rent stuff to poor people and all because rich people don't rent houses....
I'm not going to deduct any points, but the second light saber is unnecessary and takes away from the joke. Much like with real life: Once you get...
I put my ballot in the drop box at city hall like two weeks ago. Unfortunately, I accidentially voted for Pat Buchanan.
You know how in the past there were white dog turds everywhere but then they changed dog food formulas or something so now dog turds don't turn...
Seeing as I drive all around the Detroit Metro area pretty much daily, I figured I should report on the "campaign signs in people's yards" situation:...
On the other hand, it's precisely the same as the population density of the average orgy, so I'd like to hear more.
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