"100% sane" U.S. Marine Warns President About Hypersexual Martian Mind-Controllers

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  1. Quincunx

    Quincunx anti-anti Staff Member Administrator

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    He's going to need to up the crazy if he wants a shot at winning the Republican nomination for President. :bergman:
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  3. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    He stole that from an episode of "Buck Rogers in the 25th Century".

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  4. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    Looks like a Sleestak.... maybe he got reality confused with Land of the Lost as well as Buck Rogers.

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    I thought the lizard men lived underground and have been living here long before humans? Anyway, I knew it. Give this man a reward.
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    And no trouble, it seems, getting hold of a firearm. :(
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    Just throwing this out there.

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    Soma? :chris: :unsure:
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    He looks like the guy from Drunken Peasants who's been writing erotic Anita Sarkeesian fanfiction.
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    Oooo, speaking of which, I stumbled across a video about her last night that you'd probably like. But I was on my AppleTV and don't have a link. :(
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    You guys, Miley Cyrus is one of them!1!
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    Sorry about that Miley thing! I drove her through the headboard and messed up her basic head/nerve functioning, and it goes without saying that if her brain wasn't gone before it certainly is now, because I.....well you know the saying. :D
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    You're one of them...:shep:
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    Bow down before your horny pinhead duck-billed overlord! :hail: BTW I grew tired of Obama on "day one" of our erotic coupling. :( I came to Earth searching for Bill Clinton but it appears I am decades too late. :(
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    The physical resemblance and lack of sanity is spookily similar. There's also a George Turner who lives in Kentucky who is a paranormal nut and looks similar to this guy. So, ya never know!
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Humanity really dodged a bullet - their king passed away (killed by the CIA "alien control team") quite some time ago. But his seed might be spread around to who knows where by now!

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    Sounds hot. :yes:
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    I loves me some green wimmens!
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    "I shot a man in Reno, just to watch......" DAMN! This song is just not coming together. :(
    Wait - "I shot a reptilian martian preacher in Idaho......" YES! Call my band and tell them to come over right away! :techman:

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    I would expect this type of behavior from a former soldier, not a marine.
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    Teh Baba is right! Here is a link to Marine behavior: "Semper Bi" and all that, right? :rotfl:


    http://la.indymedia.org/news/2008/02/213775.php
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    There are some in the government who don't agree with the reptilian agenda and are secretly training an elite group of marines to depose those who are being controlled by the reptilians. This was their first test, more is to come.
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    It's all Alan Turing's fault. Imitation Game is a great movie.
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