2024 General Election Thread

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@Steal Your Face is going to cry if people keep making fun of this couch thing.

His mom was a classy couch and he won't hear any of this bullshit otherwise.

Great cushion for the pushin.

well, the part that people voted for Biden/Harris is true... not seeing where you get the subversion thing from.

and I'm just questioning the mainstream narrative. I'm sure the actual hospital records will be released any moment to disprove any doubts.

I know the couch-fucking thing is comical, but I really hope everybody moves on soon ... because while J.D. Vance didn't copulate with a Chesterfield, he really is one weird motherfucker, and that needs to be talked about more.

We have months to talk about creepy veepy. I am sure the couch fucking uis just the tip of the iceburg with this guy. He is a radical repug so we have to unpack this POS piece by piece. For all we know this is that Santos guy in a fatsuit. One thing america can do is mock an asshole. Now that we have taken the old senile bastard away we can have at it.

https://x.com/albiebrian/status/1816673637052875250?s=46&t=iYW3foyqIA6Tn8VWwn3nwQ

They’re working the JD Vance story hard on Twitter. I couldn’t even make it through the whole video, I was laughing so hard.



https://x.com/nickhornedo/status/1816499258289279296?s=46&t=iYW3foyqIA6Tn8VWwn3nwQ

I'm guessing someone just woke up from a coma.

I Fear the GOP Is Heading Down the Rabbit Hole

(Yes, I checked the date, it was published last week.)

I love how the repugs are bringing up the idea Kamala slept her way into her DA position in SF. It seems to be bullshit, but for a moment let me assume it to be true that Kamala Harris slept her way into a prominent position which got her to senator and then VP.

What the fuck did Trump do aside being born white and to the right rich guy? If she did sleeop her way to the position she sure as fuck made something out of the opportunity and was a success. She did not pittle away billions of dollars of opportunity going bankrupt multiple times. She did not get indicted multiple times in crimes over the decades. She never got convicted multiple times of criminal activity and still was famous for being the world's reality TV failure of a boss. If Kamala Harris slept her way to the top she rose the fuck up and did something with that opportunity. Trump has been quickly driving his way to the bottom in a white man's world he was born as the cherry on top of.

Fail argument when you have the most privileged and entitled man in history telling us she is the problem because she is on the downside of sucking dick for power. Donald Trump has been the guy having women suck his dick for money and power and he is only an alpha because they have not been able to get through his money padding.

https://www.rawstory.com/jd-vance-dolphin-search-history/

Found a picture of his couch.

https://www.rollingstone.com/politi...-faces-animal-cruelty-allegations-1234617774/

He was serching for dolphin's women's merch? I do not get it. I thought that the sportsball team dolphins was a thing?

Can we go back to where he was fucking a couch? WTF internet ADHD? you had a perfectly good thing going and now you want me to think he is dolphing fucking because he searched for some sportsball team name that was so common even I knew it?

Yay, field goal, now get the fuck back there and score me a better meme.

Values? What fucking values?

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https://x.com/iwriteok/status/1816952725399306334?s=46&t=iYW3foyqIA6Tn8VWwn3nwQ

They say Trump is mad that Vance is a dull speaker and doesn't excite the crowd and I'm just saying - what were you expecting from Doug fuckin' Burgum?

https://www.alternet.org/trump-supporters-vote/

https://www.rollingstone.com/politi...reelected-wont-have-to-vote-fixed-1235069397/

I’m sure FF will come round any moment now to tell us how the DNC are the real anti-democratic ones.

Shot


Chaser

So, the Trump campaign clearly has no vetting system at all.
I mean, in the way we'd understand it.
I know they think "own the libs!!" is a good selection process, but....

Apparently Trump was going with Burgrum but Uday and Qusay fought for the couch-fucker and convinced their dad to change his mind.

I think there’s a non-zero chance that Shillbilly ends up getting replaced before November.

Why is a NYT reporter explaining Trump's reasons? Why isn't Trump doing that?

Maggie Haberman explains why Trump won't commit to debate with Harris