A billboard that condenses water from Humanity!

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  1. faisent

    faisent Coitus ergo sum

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    I heard Monsanto was building one to get the tears of children to use to water their crops. Something like that. I'm sure someone has a link for it.

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  2. Will Power

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    Humans are something like ~70% water yes? Or is it tad more than that?
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    Humans are ~60%. Children's tears are 99% - much more efficient!
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  4. John Castle

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    Oh, the humidity! :drama:
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    That's something I don't get - we are 70 percent water yet we are carbon based life forms. So which is it, scientist dudes? Carbon and H2O are two different things entirely. :thinking::twocents::can::yes:
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    Not me. I'm 70% evil. :tasvir:
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    We are watered-down coal dust.

    Think of it is very dirty water.

    It explains a lot, actually.

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    Re: A billboard that condenses water from Humanity!


    The Fremen agree!
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