Dear St. Garamet, Will you please give WFers what they deserve? I believe in you. Raoul the Red Shirt.
I've been doing that since the day I joined. Some are just more receptive to my benevolence than others. To the less receptive: THAT'S A JOKE!
Not much I can do about the pony or the rocket ship, but if you email me (link is on my site) I can send you a Star Trek novel you'll never find in a bookstore.