Long and thick of it, my member is of highest repute! Or I am, the best, or 4th best, or something. I have a lot of shiny green pips! I'll not bother with an introduction, I registered before the board went live (note the date, compare it with the owner's the date). But I will take all questions, so give it your best!
At one time I saw a reference to such a lawyer who also represented z-list porn writers. But I'm told the citation no longer exists. In the meantime, I recommend Dewey Cheatem and Howe.