allergic to drunks? Florida woman for the win!

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  1. oldfella1962

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    Drunk Florida woman stabs sister with EpiPen because she’s ‘allergic to drunks’ | WFLA

    okay I tried to follow the stabber's thought process, but it didn't add up. Maybe I need to be drunk to understand it, I don't know.

    I would say "where the fuck do they find these people?" but that's a moot point I suppose in this case. I don't drink anymore (health reasons) but things like this this really make me see how silly and counter-productive drinking can be. It can turn a mature adult into a dangerous five year old and take away your freedom when you go to jail.
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    Man, people who are allergic to bees must have a hell of a time getting that needle into all those little buggers.
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    The problem is you do not have the correct inebriation to............OMG I was so happy I spelleed that word correctly the first time I forgot what I was thinking.............Basically you were not fucked up enough to understand her. Don't make an effort, you will not acheive any great knowledge by going there. I would imagine the woman was stabby stabby before this incident which was why 911 was called.

    I am somewhat fucked up. Yes it is 9 in the morning but I arrived here this way. Even in my present state I cannot figure out what she was thinking.
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    I think Mike Rowe did that on Dirty Jobs.