American Snipper

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  1. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    America’s Top Mohels

    Philip Sherman

    Foreskin count: 20,000+.

    Market niche: New York-New Jersey area, with a focus on high-end clients. I’ve been to Japan, Hong Kong, Bermuda, Aspen. I do everybody: religious, assimilated, interfaith families, non-Jewish circumcisions. Most of my referrals come from the medical community – their kids, their grandkids, their patients’ kids.

    Trademark: I wear a bow tie, and because I’m a cantor I can sing. I don’t tell jokes. I do not hand out refrigerator magnets or business cards. I try to make each bris warm, meaningful, inclusive and spiritual.

    First bris: In Brooklyn during the blizzard of February 1978. We knew it was coming, so I stayed over in Brooklyn the night before. The snowstorm brought the city to a standstill, and only about six people made it, including the parents and the baby.

    Most memorable bris: My record is 11 in one day – a pair of twins and seven others. I once did a bris in Long Island where the family built a 4-foot platform across the swimming pool. One wrong turn either way and you’re in the pool.

    Inspiration: My grandfather was a rabbi, a dayan (religious judge), a shochet (ritual slaughterer) and a mohel – he did it all. I’m just a cantor and a mohel.

    Time: 15-20 seconds, no prep.

    Device of choice: A modified Mogen clamp. I altered it so it doesn’t close completely and stop the blood flow if it’s on too long – that was Rabbi Moshe Tendler’s suggestion.

    Anesthesia: No. Many parents want to use products that are not approved, formulated or tested for use on infants of this age.

    Price: $800

    Entourage: I’m a solo act, but sometimes my son drives me around so I don’t have to find parking.

    What you do when you’re not circumcising: I’m in the Screen Actor’s Guild, and I have a motorcycle. I’ve been in commercials, movies, TV. I did a film with Paul Rudd and Rashida Jones, “Our Idiot Brother.” I played a mohel, but the scene was cut. How ironic.
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    20,000+? :shep:
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  2. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    OMG! Way back in the day SNL had a fake commercial of doing circumcisions in a moving car to demonstrate the smooth suspension.
  3. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    Michael Rovinsky

    What! The! Fuck! Motherfucker did his own bris?? What the fuck was he thinking? In the name of fuck....
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  4. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    DUDE! I know a guy who got circumcised as an adult. Way, way, way better to get it done as a baby, trust me.
    He said every time he got a boner it would hurt like shit, until it eventually healed. Live and learn, I guess.
  5. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    Max Mintz

    :shep:

    And a somewhat graphic illustration of this....

  6. mburtonk

    mburtonk mburtonkulous

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    I read "cantor" and thought "castrato"...