Amish Big League Professional Sports

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Professor Sexbot, Jul 20, 2007.

  1. Professor Sexbot

    Professor Sexbot ERROR: 404

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    Amos Yoder wearing brightly colored clothing is just the latest example of heathenry masquerading as God fearing glassenheits worthy of veneration by young people.

    Abolish all music and electricity as well.

    The scum of the lowest common denominator needs to be flushed down the toilet, not misconstrued as "culture" -- unless the culture one has in mind is a petri dish for cultivating disease.
  2. Midnight Funeral

    Midnight Funeral CĂșchulainn

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  3. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Toilet? Tis' of the Devil I say! An outhouse is the only way to do your business.
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  4. Professor Sexbot

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    Amos Yoder, known throughout the Amish community as a pious and dependable barn raiser was caught recently wearing a teal blue hat.
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    - Professor Sexbot

    A blue teal hat? Well I hope the hat protects his head when Lucifer and his minions heap hot coals upon it....in Hell!
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    That word "Broadminded" is spelled S I N
    I read in my Bible "Thou shall not enter in"
    For Jesus will answer "Dear Heart, I never knew you"
    That word "Broadminded" is spelled S I N

    A broadminded mother goes out and joines a party
    There's nothing wrong with drinking or dancing with a friend
    Then on Sunday morning, she says she loves her savior
    She'll be begging God to forgive her of her sins

    That word "Broadminded" is spelled S I N
    I read in my Bible "Thou shall not enter in"
    For Jesus will answer "Dear Heart, I never knew you"
    That word "Broadminded" is spelled S I N