So, a few weeks ago I went blind (more or less) in my right eye. This was good because I didn't have to watch as the retina specialist stabbed me in the eye with a needle...well, I did, but the approach of the needle wasn't all that visible. Anyway. I almost wet my pants over that...almost, but not quite...and did leave a dent in my wife's hand. I spent the rest of the day dribbling a mixture of orange disinfectant, antibiotic and other unidentified goo out of that eye, but I came right here and started slugging away at some sumbitches here, nonetheless. Later, I went to bed, woke up the next morning, pried the eye open (the goo had glued it shut), lit up a smoke and came back and started slugging away again. Yesterday, I went in to have a laser scan the back of that eye. I have now gone from effectively blind to 20/50 vision (and improving) and the swelling causing the whole mess is dissipating. Good thing, too, because if it wasn't I was going to have the doc stab it AGAIN. No swelling gets in my eye and is allowed to stay there. Where's the apology? The apology is that I'm not blind, am not going to be, and you bitches are going to have to put up with me for a long, LONG time to come...so, sorry.
Nice to know you have feelings for me, Bock. Anyway. I once again asked them for the Borg Laser Eye. Again, they turned me down. They told me they don't do that. Our health care system is terribly lacking.
Very strong feelings, I'm sure. You probably have to bring them proof of your willingness to join the collective before they'll start giving you upgrades.
