An Open Letter to the Red Room Mods

Dear Mods,

@Dayton3 keeps quoting the Protocols of the Elders of Zion at me. But I kind of like the attention, so...what should I do?

Love,

Me

Kill yourself.

The thought had occurred.

Wank him off behind Waffle House whilst feeding him M&Ms.

It may not get rid of him entirely but he'll be spent for a good month or so.

Alternatively, just move faster than a one-footed man.

That said a one-footed man would be the perfect partner when traveling in bear country! Along those lines a fat man is a great partner for ice fishing as long as he walks well ahead of you.

I could keep up. I'd only be a leg behind...

Dayton's probably considered a bear in some sections of the internet.

ummm....I don't think you get my point Dayton. I don't have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun you, and the bear will enjoy fine dining.

That's a cool joke that I've heard for years. But you are never supposed to run from a bear anyway. IIRC a black bear you play dead, a grizzly you countercharge, a polar bear you fight like hell.

You cuddle a Pooh bear.

Or in your case you tell it your plans for when you become President.

Just to be on the safe side I hope they checked the bear for signs of a struggle....