An open warning to Raoul Duke

I. Can’t. Wait.

What's the over/under on FF getting banned within a week of his return?

I think he can avoid that if we help him. For instance maybe he needs to lose his avatar privileges for a few months.

You will win the lint in my pocket with that prediction. Is there any chance he will not have a complete fit? I just hope he had time to put his keyboard back together after he saw his ban.

He doesn't have a keyboard, his posts are entirely composed via the twitchings of his dick on a Kinect motion sensor.

It's just lucky for him that CTRL-C and CTRL-V are so close together when he's linking to all those YouTube vids.

whatever it is I am sure he broke it in a rage fit we all would love to watch on youtube over and over again.

I genuinely hope he learns to stop letting things get under his skin. Life's precious to spend it getting worked up over name-calling on a BBS.

Also that he learns to summarize his YouTube links instead of expecting anyone to watch them. I don't watch anything here more than a minute long unless it's a music video or the rare trailer I care about.

I am afraid we are getting another empty apology thread, as opposed to changed behaviour.

*Thumbnail of Diacanu making a "pee-yoo", face.

*You click it*

So!!! Raoul Duke does it again!!!
Smashing his penis-keyboard in a fit of rage!!!
How predictable!!
Just what the SJWs want!!!
A man destroying his manhood!!
Face it, the Wordforge franchise has been in an existential crisis for YEARS now!!!
And EVERYBODY KNOWS IT!!!
My bubble of obsessed weirdos represents the entire country at large!!
BECAUSE I SAY SO!!!
And speaking of emasculation, Kathleen Kennedy and Brie Larson are plotting to chop off my scrotum in my sleep.
This 4chan thread lays out the whole plot.
*Skims by it too fast to read even on frame-by-frame*
But they won't win!!
I've got girl-cooties spray!!
*Holds up can of Glade with "girl cooties spray", written in sharpie on masking tape over the real label*

*You get bored, and fast-forward*

*Last 3 seconds of video shows Brie Larson waking away with bloody balls in her hand*

Brie- Shhhh. *winks*

Please tell me you didn't actually count down the hours

No need, you could feel the average IQ of the board drop 50 points.

She missed me.

we all did, but your avatar clashes terribly. it grates.

Ahem. www.superdickery.com

If you click on the banned users list you get a countdown for temp bans.

Lol are you actually posting from a computer? Because that doesn't show up on mobile.

Posted from my iPhone while shaving in my car on the interstate, please excuse any typos.

It does on chrome/Android. Get a man's phone.

I'm actually on Chrome on a fairly new Android. I have to switch to "Desktop site" to view the additional details on the ban list.

(I was also poking fun at iPhone users who constantly have that annoying signature line)

FWIW, more info shows up on mobile when in landscape than portrait, regardless of OS.

Learn to use it. You reek of apples.

Yes, I am actually posting from a computer.

Landscape view the page in safari.

My posts say posted from my iPhone, do they?

No.

Posted while water boarding a monkey.

It takes talent shaving your balls at 75 mph.

Edit to add: @Uncle Albert, can you confirm?

Wasn't it mostly during the Tapatalk days that that happened?

Okay, you weren't supposed to actually confess this shit

ISWYDT

Yes, but I also meant the broader universe of iPhone users outside of Wordforge. I get so many emails with the "Sent from my iPhone" signature.

She saved the ban list as his homepage.

Edit: fixed the pronoun, apologies