And a foul odor was detected in the passenger cabin

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  1. enlisted person

    enlisted person Black Swan

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    enlisted person, Mar 24, 2008
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  2. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Maybe a stewardess got him excited, and he accidently discharged his....

    Love guuuuuunnnnnn......Love guuunnnnnn....
     
    oldfella1962, Mar 24, 2008
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  3. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    He fucked uuuup.

    So of course, this will lead to vehement "I told you so" arguments against pilots carrying.
     
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  4. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    What the Airline was covering up:

    "Something on the wing! Some.......thing........on the wing!"
     
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  5. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    OMFG! The plane didn't crash!! Everyone lived! :shock:

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  6. enlisted person

    enlisted person Black Swan

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    Well, planes are mainly made of lighter metals and he could have hit a hydraulic line or something. Thats bullshit saying the plane was in no danger. What the hell was he doing? He must have had one under the hammer and cocked or something :jayzus:
     
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  7. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    So what was the "foul odor"? Did the guy crap himself when the shot went off? (Because naturally, gunpowder is a pleasant odor). ;)
     
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  8. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    Typo. It was a fowl odor. They were serving dinner when the shot went off.
     
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  9. Ash

    Ash how 'bout a kiss?

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    I LOVE the wording used here. A gun carried by a pilot accidentally discharged. Not "a pilot accidentally discharged a gun he was carrying". That cheeky little gun.
     
    Ash, Mar 24, 2008
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  10. evenflow

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    Much like how no SUV ever rolled from driver error, it was all malicious intent on the part of the vehicle.
     
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  11. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    I--yep, that's right, me--blame lawyers. No one ever got sued for claiming that a gun or an SUV ever did anything stupid.
     
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  12. enlisted person

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    I love my guns, but damn guys. Lets admit this guy must be a moron. You know there must be some guns safety lessons. There must be some procedures where this must never happen. This is bullshit.
     
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  13. Azure

    Azure I could kick your ass

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    No kidding.

    Despite this happening in what, 1 out of a few hundred thousand flights? :whoopdedoo:
     
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  14. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    He must have missed safety switch day at gun college.
     
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    Yes, some news words the situation "gun accidently went off" as if was sitting in the holster and just randomly fired a bullet.
     
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