and you thought Trump was dumber than a used condom...

so the leader of the opposition and likely next PM of Canada is not the type of guy I'd want wiring my home.


Pierre Poilievre has claimed on four separate occasions that electricians are capturing “lightning from the sky” and running it through a copper wire to power lightbulbs.

This guy must think "Ben & Me" is the most riveting documentary of our era.

So....why are people still paying electricity bills?
Fun? Like a little kid playing grocery store?

Zeus must be appeased for sending the lightning.

Huh? Why isn’t your first thought one that involves a DeLorean and a clock?

Well, my first thought was Benjamin Franklin and his kite with the key, and then I remembered that it was Amos who was really responsible for how that experiment turned out.