First the Duggar clan, now this assclown: Popular parent blogger Ruby Franke sentenced to consecutive prison terms for 4 counts of aggravated child abuse Turns out Franke is a bible-thumping member of the Church of Latter-Day Saints. I'm sensing a trend here. Apparently at her height, she had over 2.5-million followers. Anyone who gets parenting advice from Youtube should also be charged with child abuse.
My parenting skills are adapted from trial and error, not learned from YouTubers. For instance, one of my children is subject to regular forced ice bath treatments while the other enjoys receiving diamond jewelry in lieu of an allowance. I'm considering having a third kid to serve as kind of a control group, but my wife is saying no. I think she's saying no. It's hard to hear her from the crawl space. Anyways, may God be with all of you.
If I ever have kids, or find out I have a kid(s). I'm going to take parenting advice from Xanax and Facebook.
