Another Wrodforge "caption this"

"What? Ya want me ta take my teeth out first?"

"You're not black!"

"Kiss my cootie, Black Jesus!"

"So you will go to Pankot Palace ... and find Sivalinga
... and bring back to us. Bring back to us. Bring back to us."

BRAAAINNNS!!! WE WANT TO EAT YOUR BRAAAAAAINNNS!!!!

Is anyone else having flashbacks from "Aliens"?

Lady: "BARRY! You remember me? I taught you in third grade! My oh my, how you've grown. Makes me feel right honored, knowing one of my students is a leading candidate for the Presidency. I just can't get over how much you've changed from that buck-toothed little rascal who was too busy staring out the window to remember his times tables . . ."

Reporters:

Obama:

He got weed! He got weed!

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Black Jesus sees Grandma Moses' "O Face".​

Where's the beef?

All senior citizens should have Life Alert!

"You lied to me! You said you'd never leave Chicago!!"

"He's grabbin' my titties!"

You gonna get me my foty acres?!? What about my mule? I've been waiting for decades! Ize tiahd of waitin'! "

"Come on, Cletus! Come on! You'll walk over here, but you'll limp back!"

YOU AIN'T GO NO MALT LIQUOR!

Whaddayagonnadoo?

Did you see the size of that woman on the subway????

Here comes the best blow job you ever had!

teh baba!