Apophis, where are you? The Avatar Fleshlight has hit the market.

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  1. Chest Rockwell

    Chest Rockwell I'm a big fuckin' dick.

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    Chest Rockwell, Dec 1, 2010
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  2. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Ye gods. :facepalm:
     
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  3. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Well it's about time!





    :unsure:
     
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  4. Ebeneezer Goode

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    Is it made out of unobtanium? :marathon:
     
    Ebeneezer Goode, Dec 1, 2010
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  5. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    No, but when you're done with it, there will be unobtanium inside... :?:
     
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  6. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    :wtf:
     
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  7. LizK

    LizK Sort of lurker

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    Can someone label this NSFW????
    sheesh! :santa_shocked: :santa_embarassed:
     
    LizK, Dec 1, 2010
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  8. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    OK.

     
    Muad Dib, Dec 1, 2010
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  9. skinofevil

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    Skin thought them big blue cat bitches was s'posed to be like 9 feet tall or some shit. So is this thing big enough to stick your whole arm up into?
     
    skinofevil, Dec 1, 2010
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  10. sandbagger

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    To me the presence of the word "fleshlight" in the title conveyed that fact effectively. I however am a degenerate prevert who has seen ads for the regular product so your mileage may vary.
     
    sandbagger, Dec 1, 2010
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  11. Dr. Krieg

    Dr. Krieg Stay at Home Astronaut. Administrator Overlord

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    I wonder what the new "Klingon Gash" will look like. :lol:
     
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  12. Starchaser

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  13. Captain X

    Captain X Responsible cookie control

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    So, like, where do I stick my pony tail in? :unsure:
     
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  14. LizK

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    But when you're a bit bleary at work from staring at other screens, fleshlight can easily be misread as flashlight. Or thought (hoped) to be a typo:xmasgrumpy:
     
    LizK, Dec 2, 2010
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  15. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    I took care of it in post 8.
     
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