Apostle

I'm pretty sure that counts as permission, although I doubt you've sent him a PM. Send one now.

In any event, it's time to start celebrating the imminent humiliation of Bret Favre, so why aren't you drunk yet?

I'm a contributing member.

Who is this Delaware tard, anyway? Probably from "lower, slower Delaware", maybe from Hartly, the inbreeding capital of Delaware? Are you a "Hartly Girl?" Do you have all your teeth?

I've never been to Delaware.

You should go. Visit the Dogfish Head Brewery. It's a pilgrimage every American should make.

I doubt 'er.

Can we set up a poll to see how many people care about Apostle??