My mother is staying with me for the summer. She brought her barking dog with her. When the dog starts barking, I take off my socks and throw them at her (the dog, not my mother). Too bad that wouldn't work with Megatron.
Not to mention the PR and sales hit they will get. But seriously, IF someone is such a higher up at Apple that they have the new iPhone 5 in their pockets and are doing random going-around testing, why the hell would you go to a bar and get THAT sloshed and forget you have the multi-billion dollar tech in your hands?? Seriously??