Apple sucks balls

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  1. The Exception

    The Exception The One Who Will Be Administrator Super Moderator

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    And anyone who uses their products is a big faggot.

    That is all.
    The Exception, Apr 1, 2008
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  2. Elwood

    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

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    Macs are for people that don't know how to operate a real computer, yes. :yes:
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  3. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Hey now! Settle down.

    Just because apostle uses a mac doesn't mean his computer also sucks balls.
    The Original Faceman, Apr 1, 2008
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  4. The Exception

    The Exception The One Who Will Be Administrator Super Moderator

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    My ex used a mac, she was pretty good at sucking dick.

    Therefore all people who use macs are good at sucking dick.
    The Exception, Apr 1, 2008
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  5. The Original Faceman

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    I should by my girlfriend a mac. :rimshot:
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  6. The Exception

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    Your hand could probably use a Mac.
    The Exception, Apr 1, 2008
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  7. The Original Faceman

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    My hand can't make good sucking noises.
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  8. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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  9. Zenow

    Zenow Treehugger

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    not mine.
    Zenow, Apr 1, 2008
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  10. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    Oh yeah?

    Well . . .

    YOU'RE ALL POOPIE-HEADS!!!

    So there.

    :nyer:
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  11. The Original Faceman

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    This is good.
    The Original Faceman, Apr 1, 2008
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  12. Soma

    Soma OMG WTF LOL STFU ROTFL!!!

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    Nick, getting blowjobs, without having to shell out thousands of dollars on some desperate fat shemale chick? Don't believe it... haha
    Soma, Apr 6, 2008
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  13. The Exception

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    Unfortunately for you, flaming and trolling in this room was a special one day only deal.
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  15. Soma

    Soma OMG WTF LOL STFU ROTFL!!!

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    Oh no I think I'm gonna cry :weep:
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  16. The Saint

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    I'm picturing a 'reboot' of the scene in Braveheart where the big fucker throws a huge boulder over William Wallace's head and misses, whereupon William Wallace brains him with a pebble and knocks his ass out.

    Except the big boulder would be a Dell XPS 720H2C, and the little pebble would be a Mac Mini.
    The Saint, Apr 11, 2008
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  17. Powaqqatsi

    Powaqqatsi Haters gonna hate.

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    Fixed.
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  18. The Saint

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    ^^Uh... O_o
    The Saint, Apr 12, 2008
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  19. Prufrock

    Prufrock Disturbing the Universe

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    Didn't Mr. Rucker also swear by his Mac? :unsure:
    Prufrock, Apr 12, 2008
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  20. The Saint

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    No comment.
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  21. Elwood

    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

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    The prosecution rests. :bergman:
    Elwood, Apr 12, 2008
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  22. The Saint

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    Wait, isn't Storm that dude who looks like Brad Paisley and talks like John Wayne? I remember that guy!
    The Saint, Apr 13, 2008
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  23. Prufrock

    Prufrock Disturbing the Universe

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    Who said anything about a storm?

    [action=Prufrock]eyes The Saint suspiciously[/action]
    Prufrock, Apr 13, 2008
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  24. The Saint

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    *whistles innocently*
    The Saint, Apr 13, 2008
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