Are you still a chronic masturbator? If so, go fuck yourself

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  1. tafkats

    tafkats scream not working because space make deaf Moderator

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  2. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    If semen were corrosive enough to fuck up plumbing, then thousands of porn queens would be dead.
    Porn would have an Oscars style "in memoriam" segment every year that would last half an hour.
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  3. 14thDoctor

    14thDoctor Oi

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    I mean... :flow:
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  4. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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  5. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    from what I understand if you let the stuff sit around in your nuts it does eventually cause the cells to go all cancer wonky. Obviously a woman's parts would not have such a problem as they self clean rather annoyingly from what I have gathered, but you do want to keep the flow going so the cells do not have enough time to get too familiar with each other.

    For the dumb ones, if you hold it in too long it sort of rots from the inside so have a good fap and be healthy.
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  6. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    how does that apply? You are really stretching the use of the word fucked, and fuck is a word that can be used for a lot of things. It is the fuck tape of language and you managed to fuck it up. How stupid are you?
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  7. matthunter

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    Define "excessive amounts of semen".
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  8. notnick

    notnick lost, as usual

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    any teenage boy!!
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