Asian Not Included

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  1. Ubermass

    Ubermass Fresh Meat

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    Sorry, but she isn't.
    Ubermass, Sep 21, 2009
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  2. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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  3. Starguard

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    Starguard, Sep 21, 2009
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  4. Will Power

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  5. Sokar

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    Sokar, Sep 21, 2009
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  6. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    I suppose I'm just bored enough to explain this.

    I'm selling an unused soft top I used to have on my Jeep. A friend (Ubermass) took the pictures for me in his driveway. One of the shots happened to catch his Asian neighbor across the street.

    :discuss:
    Uncle Albert, Sep 21, 2009
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  7. $corp

    $corp Dirty Old Chinaman

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    OMG you have a friend?
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  8. Uncle Albert

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    One or two, yes.

    No accounting for taste. :shrug:
    Uncle Albert, Sep 21, 2009
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  9. Sokar

    Sokar Yippiekiyay, motherfucker. Deceased Member

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    An Asian person in Nebraska?

    :wtf:

    No fucking way!
    Sokar, Sep 21, 2009
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  10. Uncle Albert

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    A whole family of them, as a matter of fact. First-generation immigrants, from the sound of things. Pretty well-off, too.
    Uncle Albert, Sep 21, 2009
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  11. Starguard

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    If its unused, how did you used to have it on your jeep? :tactfulsilence:
    Starguard, Sep 21, 2009
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  12. 14thDoctor

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  13. Uncle Albert

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    It was on my Jeep. Now it is not in use.
    Uncle Albert, Sep 21, 2009
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  14. 14thDoctor

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    Ah.

    Unused =/= Never Used.
    14thDoctor, Sep 21, 2009
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  15. Starguard

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    Starguard, Sep 21, 2009
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  16. Amaris

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    Actually, a fucking way is probably the only way it could have happened. :D


    J.
    Amaris, Sep 21, 2009
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  17. Sokar

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    Is she hot?

    Let's see the pic.
    Sokar, Sep 21, 2009
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  18. Uncle Albert

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    Ubermass is a dude.

    The bid on that soft top apppears to be a woman, though.

    No pictures so far.
    Uncle Albert, Sep 21, 2009
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  19. Uncle Albert

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    Wait, you meant the Asian chick.

    No.
    Uncle Albert, Sep 22, 2009
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