Attempt On Flashlight's Life?

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by evenflow, Mar 14, 2008.

  1. evenflow

    evenflow Lofty Administrator

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    I don't know what strings garamet pulled with the Air National Guard, but good show old gal. :techman:
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  2. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    :lol: Why eliminate the guy who keeps my name on Wordforge's first page?

    Edited: Although the use of a "dummy bomb" would be very appropriate...
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  3. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    Well, while a bomb that targets dummies would definitely be the right device to use in any attack on The Flashlight, a dummy bomb that consists of 25 pounds of inert metal traveling at terminal velocity wouldn't even dent the Flashlight's skull if it landed right on top of him.
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  4. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    I read the title and thought somebody had killed a shit-eating dog. :shrug:
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    Bush reads PM from Garamet and orders strike:

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  6. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    The Flashlight Contributes nothing worthwhile Cunt Git

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