Bailey! Explain your degenerate neighbors!!!

New Zealanders...

... What an odd way to phrase "The bastard drinks a hogshead each night".

He called the police under false pretenses, while drunk, and he only got community service?

Good, we should do that here.

Oh, that's just precious.

However, this:

Bothers me.

You just like to rape foxes don't ya.

Thats why you have an avatar with it's arse in the air ready for another good seeing too.

Dirty bastard!

Who can explain New Zealanders? My theory is that they have gone a little stir crazy isolated out there in the middle of nowhere all by themselves.

To be fair, New Zealand is practically the same size as the UK... and not that much further from you than we are from Europe...

New Zealanders are no stranger than anyone else I've met that had to live next to a prison.

You might want to look at the map again.

New Zealand is 1920km (1200 miles) from Australia, which Wikipedia tells me is roughly the distance between England and Africa. Australia and New Zealand do have a relationship similar to that of European countries though with it being possible for people from either country to live and work in the other.

How far do you live from Georgia?

Here's a picture of him walking out of the courthouse...

There's only one answer for that question.


Not Far Enough.

Yeah, he was probably dressed all sexy in something with a big front pocket. Those marsupials.... they just can't resist the pockets.