Game thread! In each post, name an offense for which the previous poster should be banned. For extra points, explain what they should have to do in order to be allowed back, and to whom. I am presenting this exercise in the hope that it will build team spirit and harmony. So let's keep it in the Red Room.
Okay, well, this is a pretty tough spot following Packard. I guess we should ban him for refusing to accept his ban. Unfortunately, his get out of bans forever card avoids the need for any conditions, but if I could enforce it, I'd say no more use of his damnable logic and grammatical perfection.
@gul should be banned for being one of the owners. To be let back in, he will have to convince @gul, the owner in charge of bannings, that he truly regrets being an owner.
Ban @Aurora for paying too little attention to my changing custom title. Do not let her back in until we finally get to have that meet-up that fell apart over the Oktoberfest years ago.
Ban ed629 because if you want total intoxication and to hit the floor then beer is a ridiculous way to go about achieving your goal. Reinstate him when he uploads a video of himself chugging a fifth of vodka.
Ban Asyncritus until he manages to argue why he should be brought back -- in one sentence, no auxiliary clauses.
Ban Asynch because he pointed out I was wrong in another thread? Done to allow people to make fun of me of course. So make it good.
