Batboy has discovered one of the more frustrating situations a batboy can experience. Batboy wonders, why can Batboy not just look down from Batboy's perch in Batboy's batcave and see two clear full blue lines rather than one dark blue line and one light blue line?? Is Batboy really asking too much here? Cut a batboy a frickin' break dammit! Batboy is off to consult Batboy's Oracle.
Re: Batboy is Frustrated! Batboy is lucky. I'm so nearsighted I can't see the lines at all. Plus, the guano market has gone bust so it's piling up and horrible in this cave. Baking soda just doesn't do it.
Re: Batboy is Frustrated! Batboy must have eaten Spaceturkey's stash mistakenly believing it to be dried,organic spinach. [action=Spaceturkey]ponders the irony that it was grown using guano[/action]
Re: Batboy is Frustrated! mburtonk has empathy for Batboy, but is gladdened by the fact that Batboy has overcome the sad history of his kind being unable to see color.
Re: Batboy is Frustrated! Batboy requests that a nice Admin change the title of this thread to "Batboy is Ecstatic!" Batboy flew out to Batboy's local Super Wal-Mart last night (and even Batboy was stunned by the freaks one can find at a Super Wal-Mart after midnight) and picked up a handy dandy little gizmo with a digital readout. Looks like Batboy needs to start a college fund
Re: Batboy is Frustrated! Congratulations Batboy! It's a magical thing seeing the little one's heart going like the clappers on an ultrasound for the first time. May everything go smoothly
Does this mean Batboy's username should be changed to Batman? Then when Batbaby is old enough for BBSs, he...never mind. I just realized it could be Batgirl as well.
Quick word of advice Batboy. If you go to any antenatal classes (or the US equivalent) with...Batgirl (? ) and you have one on the three stages of labour and pain relief, don't ask if the TENS machine can be used in conjunction with the birthing pool
