Batboy has a conundrum. Batboy has been forced to take on a very uncomfortable mission tonight. Batboy has been guilted into serving as Designated Driver for Batboy's batwife and Batwife's friends as Batwife and Batwife's friends attempt to cheer up a soon-to-be divorcee. Batboy does not like this idea. Batboy does not like puke in Batboy's Batcar. Batboy likes Batboy's Batcar to be puke-free. Further, Batboy's own plans for the night are ruined. Batboy is annoyed. However, Batboy is a good Batboy, so Batboy is willing to serve. Batboy will not, however, sit through "Ladies Night" at some 4th rate dance club. So Batboy is going to lurk in the rafters at a nearby movie theater and catch a flick while Batboy awaits the Drunken Estrogen Posse. So this is Batboy's conundrum. Should Batboy lurk in a theater showing Transformers and sneak in an order of Deep Fried Mac. & Cheese Balls, or should Batboy lurk at a showing of Live Free or Die Hard with an order of Loaded Cheese Fries? Batboy is torn. P.S. Please do not suggest any show coupled with Chicken Wings. As a show of solidarity for Batboy's feathered brethren, Batboy does not eat wings.
Ah yes. They've had something of a fued with other websites devoted to Taxi Fuckers over the last few years, haven't they? Some people just want to hand it out to the cab, other's just want to take it. When will they put their prejudices to rest, and realise that it's all the same these days?
