A man walks into a bar and sees a very small man playing a piano. The man looks at the bartender and says "Where did you get that?" The bartender reaches under the bar and pulls out a small brass lamp and replies,"I wished for it" The man asks to try it and promptly rubs the lamps and yells,"I want a million bucks" and the room is suddenly filled with ducks. The man looks at the bartender and says angrily,"That's not what i wished for!!" The Bartender says,"Did ya think I wished for a twelve-inch pianist?"
