We did these in class. Each person did a different line. We went around in a circle, each taking a turn, until we ended the story: Because a broke monkey slipped, the monkey sued the slippery mold on the tree branch. Because the broke monkey sued the tree branch, and tree branches have no money, the monkey was still broke. Because he was broke he had to get a job in the prison called a "zoo." Because he had to get a job in the prison called a "zoo," he became addicted to meth. Because he became addicted to meth, he had 7 kids. Because he had 7 kids, he had a mini-army and planned to take over Brazil using guerrilla tactics. Because he planned to invade Brazil through guerrilla tactics, he hired a local pygmy to cross the border. Because he hired a local pygmy, he got lazy, fat, and he died. Because he got lazy, fat, and died, God decided he was sick of people dying in stories and brought him back to life! Because he was brought back to life, people screamed "WITCH!" and hanged him. Because he was hanged, his spirit came back to life and haunted EVERYONE! Because his spirit came back to life and haunted EVERYONE!, Britney Spears got pregnant again. Because Britney Spears got pregnant again, her husband went back on crack. Because he was back on crack, he made the World's Top 100 Loser List. Because he made the Top Loser List, David Letterman hired him to present HIS top ten list. Because David Letterman hired him, the world imploded because a broke monkey slipped.
Because he started to date George Takei, he went to WordForge and wrote millions of blue room blogs about his sex life
Because he wrote millions of Blue Room blogs about his sex life, the WF server crashed and all the Black Nova addicts went on a jihad.
Because the Black Nova addicts went on a jihad, the non-BN addicts called upon the WF tech admins to help them create a better version of the game!
Because Lethe gained a harem of 12 sexy, disease free men, he was hospitalised for extreme chafing and irreversible damage of the anal passage within a week, and as such was unable to enjoy them ever again. (I'm sorry, I had to be mean!)
Because Lethe suffered extreme chafing and irreversible damage of the anal passage.... yadda yadda.... he was forever orally serviced by his twelve-member harem.
Because Lethe had misunderstood his diagnosis, he failed to realise exactly where the chafing was, and as such died from the pain during his oral servicing (after the morphine wore off), leaving all his earthly belongings and harem to Miniborg.
>< Because his harem and belongings were given to Miniborg, she also inherited his feckless infectious disease collection, which burst while being moved, causing Miniborg to suddenly become infected with every viral and bacteria deadly disease possible.
because miniborg was hideously infected with everything possible, she then became imbued with superhero powers, stealing the world from underneath lanzmans nose! MWAHAHAHHA
Because Miniborg tried to take over the world, the UN released the global sanctions on horrifying torture, and Miniborg was tortured horrifyingly before being shot into the sun.
Because of the above, miniborg became a sun god, and restored the harem to lethesoda in an act of kindness, except this tiem it was a harem that would only age when lethesoda wanted them to...
Because Lethe reclaimed his harem, he summoned an identical harem for Miniborg, empowering all 24 of the harem members with different powers of the CLassical and Chinese Zodiac, eventually creating a giant, multinational television sensation- "Warriors of the Sun and Steel".
because of the television series "Warriors of the Sun and Steel," Cletus-Bob Tinglewhacker of Thumb-Nubbin, Tennessee, was inspired to build his very own full-scale and fully-functional Voltron replica, which he went on to enter in his local tractor-pull to great acclaim.
Because he entered his Voltron replica in his local tractor-pull to great acclaim, he got it in his head somehow that he was incredible and undefeatable.
Because he got it in his head somehow that he was incredible and undefeatable, Cletus-Bob Tinglewhacker of Thumb-Nubbin, Tennessee took it upon himself to run for president in the 2008 elections.
Because Cletus ran for president in 2008, thousands of Libertarian Ninjas appeared and stole his Voltron, accidentally stepping on the presidential candidate.
Because voters accidentally stepped on the presidential candidate, Clinton had a heart attack and the Republicans ended up in power another 4 years!
Because the Republicans were put in power for another four years, God looked down from over his cup of tea, thought about it, and decided to start the Apocalypse early to fuck with the clergy.
Because God decided to start the Apocalypse early, the contractors hadn't finished building the Lake O' Fire yet and He had to make do with a vat of butterscotch pudding.
Because the contractors hadn't finished building the Lake O' Fire yet and He had to make do with a vat of butterscotch pudding, the world's poppulus feared less for eternal punishment which brought a new age of sin and indulgence.
because the world's poppulus feared less for eternal punishment which brought a new age of sin and indulgence, people went crazy and dressed up as furies.
Because people went crazy and dressed up as Furries, no one could tell the difference between people and animals anymore and Pthalo BlueMoon got some.
