I am more the thin cannot gain any weight bony thing, but I am cool with looking like the first ever cat I owned. He was a good kitty and probably the one who infected my with the mind control brain worms cats have.
The shape is a lot more cello-like than bass-like (although it's weirdly elongated). I'm more worried about all the bows that appear to be operating themselves, though.
Yeah but it's way too tall to be a cello. That stool that @Bickendan is sitting on is already like five feet tall.