Bock vs Beck

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Powaqqatsi, Feb 6, 2008.

  1. Powaqqatsi

    Powaqqatsi Haters gonna hate.

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    Who the fuck is who?

    One is a dick, the other isn't. And no, I don't know which is which. I suppose one or both of them could be dicks some of the time and not be dicks at other times, adding to the confusion.

    There's only one letter difference, they seem a bit similar in terms of viewpoints, and they both rock black and white avatars.

    WTF Bock and Beck?!

    I formally request a small bit of background information on each poster so as to avoid further confusion for myself.
  2. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    This is news to me.
    :wtf:
  3. Powaqqatsi

    Powaqqatsi Haters gonna hate.

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    Hey read the next two sentences! Don't take it out of context!

    Seriously I always confuse them.
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    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    IIRC, Beck loves the dick. :brokeback:
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  5. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Beck is the venom spraying fascist, and Bock is the smug biblethumper who thinks he wins by just showing up.
  6. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    One likes dick, the other doesn't.
  7. Beck

    Beck Monarchist, Far-Right Nationalist

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    Can't speak for Bock. He isn't my special friend if that's what you're getting at.

    I personally am just a 15th century Machiavellian who happens to hate just about everything. Bock can speak for himself.
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  8. Beck

    Beck Monarchist, Far-Right Nationalist

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    Yet my aim is off. I've been trying to blind you by spitting my venom in your eyes for years now.
  9. Zombie

    Zombie dead and loving it

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    Bock still posts here? :wtf:
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  10. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    Do we have a user named Spock? Because that's some solid parody potential, right there. :techman:
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  11. Patch

    Patch Version 2.7

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    Took me a while to get it down, but the easiest way to remember is that Beck is the one who likes manlove.
  12. brudder1967

    brudder1967 this is who we are

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    Funny because I used to get lethesoda and locustinferno mixed up at first as well.

    :lol:

    And I still do with the Chaos.
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  13. Bulldog

    Bulldog Only Pawn in Game of Life

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    Beck has the "queen" in his av. That's all I need to know about the guy.:ymca:
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  14. Beck

    Beck Monarchist, Far-Right Nationalist

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    Not just any old queen... "THE OLD QUEEN." When she dies, I'll change it to Nicholas II.
  15. Powaqqatsi

    Powaqqatsi Haters gonna hate.

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    Yeah I used to confuse those two as well but eventually I got it all worked out. And oddly enough, I used to confuse foil with the two of them as well. Don't ask me how that happened... the names are totally different.
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  16. Ward

    Ward A Stepford Husband

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    I'm Bulldog's clone who was raised by gators in the swamps of South Georgia.
  17. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Bock is civil. Beck calls people names because he can't find another Reagan to worship.
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  18. Patch

    Patch Version 2.7

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    Probably relatively close join dates and somewhat simmilar interests.

    EDIT: To Powa
  19. Beck

    Beck Monarchist, Far-Right Nationalist

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    I do not call people names, I call you by your appropriate noun. As such, it's not my fault you're an idiot.
  20. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Ah, more impotent rage. Do it again. :cartman:
  21. Ward

    Ward A Stepford Husband

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    Do I need to start filling out all those goofy surveys?
  22. Beck

    Beck Monarchist, Far-Right Nationalist

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    Sweetie, I'm far from impotent. But I'll be damned if YOU'LL get a rise out of me.
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  23. Mrs. Albert

    Mrs. Albert demented estrogen monster

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    I get along fine with both of them. :shrug:
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  24. Ward

    Ward A Stepford Husband

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    Point of order... Nah.. We're all getting along fairly well here. ;)
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  25. Ward

    Ward A Stepford Husband

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    Bock hems and haws. Blushes a little. And runs away!
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  26. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    So you ordinarily call people "bitch" and "idiot" when you're *not* angry?
  27. Beck

    Beck Monarchist, Far-Right Nationalist

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    I admit, foolishness makes me angry, but I make no apologies for that. Mrs. Albert, is your husband channeling his rage to me?!?
  28. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Foolishness is not figuring out that Bush wasn't a conservative until midway into his second term. But if calling me names takes some of the sting out of it for you, there's precious little else you can do about it now, so knock yourself out.
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  29. Beck

    Beck Monarchist, Far-Right Nationalist

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    Oh indeed there is something I intend to do about it. Check out who I'm endorsing in my avatar. And you never did respond to that aforementioned post hon. And I think we both know why.
  30. Amaris

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    To be perfectly candid, Mrs. A, you could bring peace to the Middle East.

    J.
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