BOING!!! Brazilian Spider Bite Causes Hours-Long Erection...

Discussion in 'Techforge' started by Volpone, May 2, 2007.

  1. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    So. Is THIS the real reason Mary Jane loves Peter Parker so much? ;)
    Volpone, May 2, 2007
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  2. Ramen

    Ramen Banned

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    To think it all started with a doctor quickly making something up when he got caught getting blown in the linen closet.
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  3. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    Spider-Man, Spider-Man,
    Has a boner like no one can,
    Pops some wood, giant-sized,
    Sticks it in, takes three tries,
    Look out! Here cums the Spider-Man.
    Paladin, May 2, 2007
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  4. Robotech Master

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    Great.

    Now I'm going to be thinking about this when I watch Spider-Man 3 next week.

    Maybe that's why Tobey McGuire has that stupid grin on his face all the time?
    Robotech Master, May 2, 2007
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  5. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    Then maybe a fine Brazilian woman is the cure.

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    Marso, May 2, 2007
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