Breaking: the mayor or Portland was gassed.

Developing. Don’t have a link just yet. This is maybe the biggest story of our time.

Well, which one was it, the Mayor or Portland?!

Quoting thread title for posterity.

I think it was the mayor.

In the bedroom.

With a pipe wrench.

And the "gassed" was from playing next to someone who had been eating beans for lunch...

[Fishermans Worf] Fucked up, if true. [/Fishermans Worf]

fuck!!!!


Mods, please change the thread title to


Breaking: the mayor AND Portland was gassed.

Portland, Oregon has all the fun.

Shouldn’t it be “of”?

You know, it should!

It should of been?

Whooooooosh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nice.
Yes, apparently I missed something. So instead of being a dick, why not just explain?

Did you not read the second post in this thread?

The mayor of Portland passed gas.

I didn't read any of the posts in this thread, but, did you guys hear that the mayor or Portland was gassed?

I heard that the bird was the word.

Everybody’s heard that the bird is the word.

Ugh, your absolutely write. Thanks four caching my air. Mods, pleas change the title tw0:

Breaking: the mayor WAS Portland OF gassed

The mayor of Portland is a gas! Can you dig it, daddio?

Leave it to Ted Wheeler to become a WF meme

Y'all hear he's a gasser?

Ted Wheeler? Isn't that the name of a baseball player? I'm not much into sports. Maybe I'm thinking of "Legless" Joe Jackson from back in the day.

You’re not even in the parking lot of the ballpark.

So, at least now we know who it is who's been gassing people...

Bumping!

Wait, what's this about the Mayor of Portland?

I heard his car was about out of gas and he had to get some more.

Or something like that...