Breaking Wind News: Woman attempts to light on farts midair causing emergency landing

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  1. Reno Floyd

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    Brrrrrmmmmmmmmmmpt!

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    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6213644.stm
    Reno Floyd, Dec 6, 2006
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  2. Drifter_Red

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    Re: Breaking Wind News: Woman attempts to light on farts midair causing emergency lan

    theres already a thread about this...
    Drifter_Red, Dec 6, 2006
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  3. Reno Floyd

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    Re: Breaking Wind News: Woman attempts to light on farts midair causing emergency lan

    Aw, I just woke up :(
    Reno Floyd, Dec 6, 2006
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  4. Chuck

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    Re: Breaking Wind News: Woman attempts to light on farts midair causing emergency lan

    :elflat:
    Chuck, Dec 6, 2006
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  5. Drifter_Red

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    Re: Breaking Wind News: Woman attempts to light on farts midair causing emergency lan

    don't worry about it man
    Drifter_Red, Dec 6, 2006
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  6. Muad Dib

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    Re: Breaking Wind News: Woman attempts to light on farts midair causing emergency lan

    Did we ever get a followup on this topic?
    Muad Dib, Dec 31, 2007
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  7. Clyde

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    Re: Breaking Wind News: Woman attempts to light on farts midair causing emergency lan

    ^Lemme guess you did a search for "Fart" :elflat:
    Clyde, Dec 31, 2007
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  8. JUSTLEE

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    Re: Breaking Wind News: Woman attempts to light on farts midair causing emergency lan

    I wonder if the board ever feels embarassed for farting in public.
    JUSTLEE, Dec 31, 2007
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  9. oldfella1962

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    Re: Breaking Wind News: Woman attempts to light on farts midair causing emergency lan

    And we laughed at the shoe bomber.....:(
    oldfella1962, Dec 31, 2007
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  10. Ward

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    Re: Breaking Wind News: Woman attempts to light on farts midair causing emergency lan

    What? Terminally stupid?
    Ward, Dec 31, 2007
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    Re: Breaking Wind News: Woman attempts to light on farts midair causing emergency lan

    This thread = :zombiefalldown:
    Chuck, Dec 31, 2007
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  12. Forbin

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    Re: Breaking Wind News: Woman attempts to light on farts midair causing emergency lan

    "Odour?"

    EDIT: Oh, BBC, never mind.
    Forbin, Dec 31, 2007
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  13. Marso

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    Re: Breaking Wind News: Woman attempts to light on farts midair causing emergency lan

    Odiferous...
    Marso, Dec 31, 2007
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    Re: Breaking Wind News: Woman attempts to light on farts midair causing emergency lan

    :jayzus:

    Airplanes and cars, slow release is the only way to go.
    Uncle Albert, Dec 31, 2007
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  15. Muad Dib

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    Re: Breaking Wind News: Woman attempts to light on farts midair causing emergency lan

    No, no, no! :nono:

    You have to go for the sound effect. Making people crinkle up their noses is only half the fun.
    Muad Dib, Dec 31, 2007
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  16. Jeff Cooper Disciple

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    Re: Breaking Wind News: Woman attempts to light on farts midair causing emergency lan

    I let one rip on an airplane one time. I said, "let he who has never farted cast the first sone."
    Jeff Cooper Disciple, Dec 31, 2007
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  17. enlisted person

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    Re: Breaking Wind News: Woman attempts to light on farts midair causing emergency lan

    um,WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE SAFETY MATCHES? EITHER THEY MAKE FIRE OR THEY DON'T! lOCK HER STINKING ASS UP.
    enlisted person, Dec 31, 2007
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