candle light vigil for Tex

If you think he isn't watching and enjoying his troll to the fullest, you are a fucking idiot.

It's not even a revelation. Sokar has posted at least one photo of himself in the past.

It's just that it wasn't THAT photo, which is apparently encrypted with SECRET PERSONAL INFORMATION that, if you happen to have x-ray vision, you can decode and discover his secret identity.

Either that or you can use your handy in-home facial recognition software and your special access to the FBI database, and find Sokar's rap sheet from that meth bust a few years back.

It's true. And it's VERY SERIOUS!!!

Well, yes, but while you can take some people out of the schoolyard...


Jamey Whistler's stepchildren admire him greatly. And Sokar is a musical genius.

I guess I thought he might have something else to do on a Saturday. But you seem so certain, I wondered at your source.

Jamey Whistler is a creative genius.

Only 21,804 to go! Better get cracking Big Boy!

Apparently in the world of Tamar Garish, it is in bad taste to call out deadbeat parents because it is somehow a comment about the kids.

We have some horrible courts and district attorneys in CA because they go after deadbeat parents all the time. They are oh so mean to those kids.

Shut up, Priscella.

You have no idea what Dan is doing in his personal life. And yes, accusing him of being a deadbeat is using his kid to troll him, fucknut.

Oh come on, G. Everyone knows Tex, Volpone, Ancalagon and Evenflow are all the same person.

The beast with four backs anyway.

Really would have preferred a link instead of your issues.

Don't get your tights in a twist.

Calmer than you dude. Calmer than you.

Thanks though.

This (and I swore I would never use 'this')...

It was a joke, and I had no idea Tex was so extremely sensitive. I'm a little surprised by that. For those of you with reading comprehension issues, the original joke was about receding hair, it had nothing to do with bald. The last picture I've ever seen of him, his shit was running away from his eyebrows like a bat out of hell but he was clinging onto what was left for dear life. Apparently he's been keeping tabs on my pics, possibly even using them as spank bank material, but that might be a discussion for another time and I'm going to brain soap it out for now.

It's no secret I'm bald. I've talked about it numerous times. Been shaving my head for over 10 years and I fucking love it. Did it even before my shit started receding, because it's what I like. Hell, I can do all sorts of fun things with it such as paint it up like an Easter egg if I get into the Easter spirit. One year for Halloween I had a pumpkin thing going on. If I had pictures I would post those on Facebook for Tex to spank off to.

Sadly, this is no good natured thing with him. He's over on Facebook now making sure he ties my username to my RL name; something I've managed to avoid for 10 years at TBBS and here until I rubbed Sally Sensitive the wrong way.

Sad that he got so upset and got himself banned, but shit happens. I had noticed that he had become increasingly hostile towards me, but I didn't think much of it. I've never had a beef with him and always thought he was pretty cool. I'm guessing he might be a short dude too. Seems like short people tend to pitch tantrums when they feel like they've been dissed.

She's all shaky and high strung from the multiple orgasms seeing Sokar "suffer" gives her.

Um...

Can we never have a reference to her, my name and the word 'orgasms' in the same sentence again?

Tex?

I don't think he's sensitive for showing someone to be bald when said bald person says bald people don't attract the ladies. I thought he was taking the piss just like sokar was with him.

No big deal, but at least we got this funny thread out of it.

And we all got to check out Sokars Facebook profile before he set it to private!

Receding dude. The joke was receding.

Why would I say bald when most people here know I'm bald?

Bald is beautiful baby! The chicks dig it too. Believe that.

See, that doesn't sting, because I'm not really a pedo. It's like calling me an arsonist constantly. It's just nonsensical.

But you're really bald.

You're also a weeping vagina, going by your Facebook page and your interactions with Tex.

Fucked up your quotes there, buddy.

I had noticed this too. I am pretty sure it mostly started when you started pokingfun at Anc for his increasingly liberal views. Since Anc and Tex are army buddies, he would naturally not like that too much.

Oh. Hadn't thought about that.

I know I've been a little harsh on Gomer Pyle lately, but didn't think they were butt buddies.

Well, you know, when Tex gets back, if he can behave himself and be a good boy, I'm thinking maybe we can bury the hatchet. I'll even send him a peace offering of some Rogaine and maybe he can reboot his shit since it bothers him so much.



Of course I'll need his mailing address. I'll be sure not to do anything... nefarious with it.

And like 14th Doctor, I have a full head of hair, and it is glorious. My 30-something friends with receding hairlines look at it with envy and disdain.

And if you want to go bald, you need to also look the part for the chicks to dig it. You can't be bald and a nerd. Or bald and wear flannel pants and a golf shirt.

What an odd comment.

You upset?

Absolutely. It would suck to be bald if you were fat and short. But I'm 6'2" and work out like a maniac. Plus I've got the smartass Bruce Willis attitude (big shock, I know), so it works.

My God. You're trying so hard today dude.

I have great eyelashes too, apparently. Women have asked me if I'm wearing mascara.

Agreed. Perception is in the eye of the beholder.

It's funny. Everyone complains about how long the smilie page takes to load. One obvious solution would be to save the seasonal smilies for the actual season. Why are there Christmas smilies dragging the page down in August? In addition, there are 28 variations on the "pedo" theme.

Twenty-eight smilies to troll one poster. There's economy of scale for you. Even ep only has two...