Candlelig.... nah, fuck it, whiskey toast for FF's death

He's been gone since Wednesday. In FF years, that's three decades.

He'll has 2 more days to go before he's as old as Hunter Biden and still hasn't done enough drugs or hookers.

Huh. I hadn't noticed. You're probably paying more attention to him than he deserves if you noticed his absence.

He's like the flea-ridden old dog outside the bar. You wouldn't let him lick your hand, but you kinda miss kicking him when he tries to drink your beer.

I'll put $20 on "arrested for public intoxication and can't post bond because he lost his wallet."

I'll put another $20 on "eventually his stepdad bailed him out, but now he's grounded from the computer for two weeks."

(I'm going to feel bad about this if he's actually not okay. I hope he's all right.)

Heart attack while furiously masturbating to Hunter Biden's dick pics.

I'll put $20 on you not feeling bad about this at all if it turns out he's not okay. Because if he did manage to off himself, it'd be in a way that Inspector Clouseau would likely find himself agast at how someone could be so incredibly clumsy.

Huh. If the new Trek crossover episode that just dropped didn't smoke him out, he probably really is dead.

Underage drinking is a real problem in America

Okay, did it actually drop? I got the new episode notification (5 days early, I thought), but it's not actually on Paramount Plus yet.

Edit: oh shit, it did. My app just hadn't updated.

And it's glorious.

*smacks forehead*

Of COURSE. He's trying to work out how to complain about the Barbie movie without admitting he watched it. Gonna be at least a week.

He’s on family vacation before starting the 10th grade.

Oppenheimer, wrong door, boom, there you go.

Look, Barbieheimmer is a thing and we shouldn’t make fun of Billy for enjoying it.

Apparently he got under your skin. Fucknut.

So did those parasitic wasps, it doesn't mean I care about them. Cuntwarbler.

Hot damn, yes it was.

Don't his scheduled absences normally involve an epic meltdown about how everyone hates him and we will all be sorry without his racism and whining around?

He will be back when the cops let him out or he comes out of the Hunter Biden dick pic masturbation coma he is in.

His humiliation kink doesn't let him leave forever.

he got caught within 300' of a school?

Hey!

Hey.

Don't kink shame.

He'll say someone dragged him to it. You know, like Ben Shapiro did before he burned some Barbies and recorded it.

Sad when even Lesbian Shoes was unintentionally honest about trying to burn Garamet's work...

So I guess the boy made bail again.

Well, he heard Barbie was being billed as a double feature with Oppenheimer and figured Barbie was also a WWII period piece. He'll get halfway through watching the movie before realizing it's not about his hero, Klaus Barbie.