Catch Twitterverse 22

You know, no men are anywhere. And I’m allowed to go in because I’m the owner of the pageant. And therefore I’m inspecting it… Is everyone OK? You know, they’re standing there with no clothes. And you see these incredible-looking women. And so I sort of get away with things like that,

I'd be fine with requiring paper ballots across the board. You need machines to process them, because otherwise it'll take forever and be shot full of errors, but if the ballots originate on paper, the machines' work can be checked.

Amusing but not very plausible - why would he hang out with a houseful of Russian operatives?

Because if Russia wants to take him out in an air strike, he also gets rid of some Russian assets.

MANPADS. For men who act out worse than women on their period.

My parents always used a mop bucket for puke. That seems like a better idea...

Ummm….. No.

@steve2^4

I'm sure this has nothing to do with rising gas prices.

Wow.

Fixing that headline...
"Ku Klux Kollege" amirite