Catch Twitterverse 22

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  1. Tuckerfan

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  8. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Beep/Bop/Boop

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    That "Libs of Tiktok" account has been a gold mine.
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    Uncle Albert Beep/Bop/Boop

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    There it is! Another example of that thing that totally isn't happening.


    "As a <member of protected class>..."

    Translation: My opinions are immune to criticism. You are expected to applaud on command, and if you question or say anything I don't like, you are a bigot.
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    Jesus FUCK, dude. Seek help.
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  11. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Beep/Bop/Boop

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    I couldn't readily produce an example at the time, but I hear this shit all over, and it's grating.
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    No, you idiot, it's mocking people who turn into spokespeople for big corporations during Pride month. The ads always start out with, "As a <insert LGBTQ+ status> I'm always being asked by <insert term for a group of people who don't use product being pimped by the person making the post> how I do X <something involving the brand they're pimping>, so that's why I've partnered with Brand X during Pride month to..."
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  13. Tererun

    Tererun Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    So @Uncle Albert is showing signs of schizophrenia. Good thing he probably sleeps with his gun more than @Jenee .
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    The only thing that needs grating are your balls, and then a Tabasco rub to finish.

    Because then you actually WOULD have something to cry about, instead of strawmen you've come up with after another night stewing in your own fucking inadequacies.
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  17. Jenee

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    This is the kind of shit that deserves the death penalty.
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    Tererun Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    As long as we include the judge I am all for it.
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  24. Nova

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    Wherein a snowflake is triggered by a sticker and demands a safe space.


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    Nova livin on the edge of the ledge Writer

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    Someone posted a long thread on Twitter which started off by noting that Bruce was only so much better than the cops because he didn't have to play by their rules (nevermnd cops don't play by their rules anyway) BUT after that he offered an intriguing twist on the Bat-story:

    What if, he supposed (I have modified a couple of details to make it tie together better), Joe Chill had been a dirty cop who got paid off to kill Thomas Wayne and make it look like a random crime, and when Bruce recognized him from some news report that called him a hero cop he swore his vengeance not against street crime, but against dirty cops and the crime syndicates they are tied up in. And that virtually all of GCPD (and beyond) fit the bill...then what made him great was even with all the resources available to a big city PD they could stop him.

    Found it kinda fascinating as a concept.
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    I know MTG has to play the victim role because that is what she was hired for, but she is so ineffective and destructive who would want her gone? How many times can bitter old white male dumbasses vote? Most of them can't wipe themselves anymore. Like the Gravy Seals and the Geritol Berets are going to hold the country.
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