Censorship Comedy Gold

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  1. dkehler

    dkehler Fresh Meat Deceased Member

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    THIS is TRUE: 7 September 2008 Copyright http://www.thisistrue.com
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    HOW EMBARRBUTTING! Web sites that import news feeds, but then
    automatically censor "objectionable" words, are sometimes committing
    "Clbuttic Mistakes". The term was coined when a site changed the word
    "classic" to "clbuttic" on the theory the word "butt" (for instance) is
    less objectionable than "ass". Prior to the 2008 Olympics, the American
    Family Association's news site automatically replaced a word in
    articles about sprinter Tyson Gay: "Tyson Homosexual was a blur in
    blue," they reported, "sprinting 100 meters faster than anyone ever
    has." Other mangled language has included "consbreastution", an article
    on "What did the British Embbutty do for this British National Overseas
    pbuttport holder," and a "series of previously secret Central
    Intelligence Agency plots to buttbuttinate foreign leaders." (London
    Telegraph) ...As if such urinevish buttaults on our language could
    protect anyone's chasbreasty.
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  2. Sokar

    Sokar Yippiekiyay, motherfucker. Deceased Member

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  3. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    I had decided to change a character name in a story from "Deb" to "Laurie," and did a global change in Word. Hence discovering on a readthrough that something exploded into a cloud of Lauriebris.
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  4. tafkats

    tafkats scream not working because space make deaf Moderator

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    That's what happens when this guy does a circumcision.

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