Chew on these paradoxes

Feel free to post any stumpers of your own. Here's one I came across this morning:

Here's an older one, just for shits & giggles:

No paradox if Pinochio doesn't know the nature of how the paradox works himself, and therefore cannot be said to be telling a conscious lie.

That's certainly one shifty way out of it.

Everything I say is a lie. I am lying.

Sounds plausible to me.

You occasionally lie.

"I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife.

And then there's the classic Grandfather Paradox. No, not the time travel one, the one where your grandfather's house smells like pipe tobacco but your grandfather doesn't smoke pipe tobacco.

And the Men Have Nipples paradox.

Yeah, the classic Grandfather paradox only holds up in a single line universe. The Grandfather Paradox doesn't hold up in geometries that allow for a multiverse.