Chick-kil-A business is booming

literally! Exploding sauce packages seem to be doing the trick!

https://www.radio.com/jackontheweb/latest/chick-fil-a-customers-say-their-polynesian-sauce-explodes

Probably too much trinitrotoluene in it. Gives it kick but it's a bit unstable.

I used to load bombs in the AF. Trust me, it's safe as milk.....until it isn't of course!

Well, the nice thing is...if anything goes wrong, you'll never know it.

oh we would drop one now & then (usually falling off a trailer) but military grade bombs are very stable. What sucks is evacuating everybody from within a 1,500 feet radius (or bigger depending on the type of bomb) until EOD comes out to deal with the compromised bomb situation. It puts everything way behind schedule and thus heads tend to roll.

One use for that substance is to drastically increase the flight capability of martian spacecraft.

I was reading an article about some Incel kid who was caught trying to make bombs. At the top of the article is his mug shot and his face has this brown shit all over it like some terrible acne or something. So I am feeling sorry for him because he cannot help it. Then I read further and find out he was caught because he blew off most of his hands and had shrapnel in his face and those were scabs and scars. Then it was much more funny.

I see you've been talking to Captain Bepto.

And old man wrenchmuller.

when I was working security we had a class on something... I can't remember....anyway the instructor knew a guy who was making a bomb based on potassium chlorate and sugar and other ingredients.
Anyway a lot of sugar grains got crushed when he was screwing the lid on the jar and the bomb detonated, and blew his hands to shreds. I think one of them was completely severed.