Chicken is closest living relative to T-rex!

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  1. Reno Floyd

    Reno Floyd shameless bounder

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  2. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    Tyrannosaurus Pecks?
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  3. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    "You don't laugh at a man for screaming at a chicken. They're prehistoric, for God's sake!"
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  5. Reno Floyd

    Reno Floyd shameless bounder

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    Yeah, but this is the first link to a specific bird, other than just all birds.
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    Not that it needs it, but this seems to be even more support for evolutionary theory...

    :whistle:
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    red dwarf was close...
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    Having found organic dino-stuff, does this mean we can now clone Bonsai Dinos if we stick it to a chicken?
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    It's only a matter of time before Kentucky Fried Rex is built. Only problem is that the Koreans might get a bit confused about what's inside the bargain bucket.
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    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    Well, I guess we're getting the last laugh on old T-rex, aren't we? :bergman:
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    Midnight Funeral CĂșchulainn

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    Aw hell. How the mighty have fallen.
  12. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    So does this mean that dinosaur tasted like chicken?

    Well screw it! I'm giving up on my time machine now that the big question is answered!!
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    Imagine the drumsticks. :shock:
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    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    You'd need a big pot of buffalo sauce for those pterodactyl wings, eh?
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    Techman Still smilin' Deceased Member

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    "It's a giant chicken, I tell ya...a giant chicken!"

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    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    What's this?

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    A fossilized T-Rex McNugget
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  17. Herpetologist

    Herpetologist Likes Reptiles Too Much

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    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    So we finally have an answer: What came first, the chicken or the egg?

    Neither. T-rex came first!
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    Herpetologist Likes Reptiles Too Much

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    Well, the amniotic egg came first....
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    I don't believe it. Why would a species which was king at the time suddenly evolve into something that is small, docile, and to be caught and eaten? What would the evolutionary benefits be to that? I know they are suppose to have survived an ice age and all, but you would have thought at some point, it would've stopped when they were large enough to hunt medium sized prey like deer or rabbits.
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    [pie][​IMG][/pie]

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    Why not? Mammals after all has evolved from mere rodents at the time to humans, horses and whales.

    I'm sure that T-Rex didn't turn into a chicken over 65 million years, but they probably share an ancestor... That's all.
  24. NeonMosfet

    NeonMosfet Probably a Dual

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    An ateroid whacked the Yuccatan 65 million years ago, setting of a mass extinction.
  25. Powaqqatsi

    Powaqqatsi Haters gonna hate.

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    It didn't EVOLVE into a chicken. A chicken and the t-rex evolved from the same thing. That's the big difference.

    And guess who is still around in large numbers?
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    Just reiterating this phrasing. It's part of my job description. :mburtonk: