Electric childcare was cute. Toilet duck was somewhat random unless it was some in joke that went over my head. The ayatollah is pandering to the moment, but since you do change your name somewhat frequently as of late the pandering thing is not necessarily negative, but rather unimaginative. You would need to be more goth or smurfy to pull off azreal. That might be random or something I do not know about. They are all pretty much you, except toilet duck which was pretty random so I guess that one stands out the most. I am going to suggest dayton's ass goblin.
Got to be John Castle, for no other reason than the 8 page thread it will generate at TK. 8pages, but only him posting in it!
In other words, you want a new name that flatters your ego, rather than one that reflects your inner self. Well, have it your way, Dayton Jr.
How about "The Lawyer"? Although, they might say you're trolling Dayton outside of the RR. Which would be excellent.
