Christina Hendricks (Saffron from Firefly) gets hitched...

I would still sleep with this newly married bride, even if it means entering a special hell...

Nice to see a light-skinned honey who doesn't feel the need to fake-bake her ass to a crisp.

Nice breasts.

The makeup in that second picture is possibly the scariest thing I've ever seen. But, the rest of those pictures . . .

I SHAVED MY BEARD FOR YOU, DEVIL WOMAN!

Clearly it is some sort of scam.

J.

I hope everybody who likes her is watching Mad Men.

I think I'd give up a week's pay to see her nekkid.

Providing I could document the experience with a few photographs...

So how sad would it be if I put on my tux and photoshopped myself standing next to her?

She needs a lesbo scene on madmen.

Her chest is spectacular! Almost the most spectacular thing I've ever seen, next to Niagara Falls, and maybe the pyramids.

And the great thing is if you stand next to her for a picture, there is no way she can avoid pushing those awesome awesome yams right into your side! It's almost too good to be true.

Yeah, you should go to her conventions.

She needs my penis.

Be a shame if "something" happened to her new husband and you had to console her over her loss.

If I was her husband... well, like Jayne says, I wouldn't kiss her on the mouth, but I'd be going to the special hell over and over again, so she'd be too busy to steal my ship.

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Hmm. It looks like the bottom half was cut off.

She is quite attractive.

Moar pics of her:











She is fat...kinda.










I'd still hit it.

She's not fat. She's about perfect.

Did she always have those giant bazonkadonks? I don't remember them being that big in firefly...

Fantastic curves. I'd hold on to those hips for dear life...

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She may be by the ridiculous standards that many women seem to think they should aspire to. But those are objectively wrong.

Whoa, hey, flesh, I mean, Saffron...

Am I gonna have to cut a muthafucka?

Allow me to quote a letter to the editor in the current issue of Esquire (commenting on her appearance in the magazine a couple of issues ago):

So say we all!


My only complaint about the article is that there weren't nearly enough photos.

You should use it to cut some fat off her. She could use the reduction.

Not her boobies please.

Also, fat is not as good, because it doesn't allow for deeper penetration!