-The sky is blue. -Water is wet. -Grass is green. -The Earth is round. -Objects fall downward. -Snow is cold. -Stove burners are ouchy-ouch. -The extra large Mountain Dew with the handle they sell at auto departments is actually un-alive juice.
The sky is currently black where I am. Only in it's liquid form. The grass in my yard is brown. No, it's a cube, it just looks round because of rotation and gravitational lensing. "Downward" is an arbitrary label assigned to the direction an object is moving due to gravitational pull. You're reversing cause and effect. Compared to liquid nitrogen, snow is hot. Only when they're turned on, or were recently turned on. The LD50 of ethylene glycol is 1.4mL/kg. A shot or two of Forbidden Mountain Dew probably won't kill me. Checkmate, sheep-person.
