A man wakes up and opens his window to get some fresh air. To his dismay, he finds a fully grown gorilla sitting on a limb in his favorite back yard tree, looking at him. He's shocked!!! After all, how many times have you opened a window in the morning, only to see a fully grown African Gorilla sitting in your tree (It's a rarely known tree climbing Gorilla ok?)?!!? This poor guy looks in the phone book and calls every available animal control company, but no one can help him. FINALLY, our poor homeowner finds someone who can help. When the "animal control expert" shows up, the homeowner is astonished when all he has is some very strange supplies. The "expert" has a six foot pole, some handcuffs, a dog, a Chimpanzee and a shotgun. Puzzled, the home owner asks how on earth the "expert" is going to help him with his gorilla problem. Unphased, the animal expert states a simple plan: "I'll climb the tree. I'll get close to the gorilla and push him out of the tree with the six foot pole. When the gorilla lands, the dog is trained to bite the gorilla in the balls. When that happens, the gorilla will be distracted and my highly trained chimp will put the gorilla in handcuffs and then I'll have him!! Impressed with the man's plan, the homeowner was still a bit confused. "He asked "...what's the shotgun for?!?!?" The "expert" says: " that's simple. If the gorilla pushes me out of the tree, SHOOT THE DOG!!!!!!
You know that the advanced state of aviation technology is pushing us toward the 'one man, one dog' cockpit? The man will be in the cockpit to feed the dog. The dog will be in the cockpit to bite the man if he tries to turn off the autopilot.
